“I told Chris that if he ever proposes, he should do it behind a dumpster.”
9:00 am • 17 May 2012 • 1 note
| Mom: |
I know for a fact that you aren't Jesus.
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| Anna: |
I could be the second coming of the Virgin Mary and you wouldn’t know!
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| Anna: |
Now’s probably the best time to tell you: I’m pregnant. You probably won’t believe me, that it was conceived immaculately. Well, they didn’t believe her either!!
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| Anna: |
It would suck to be Mary, like who wants to get pregnant before they have sex. |
6:34 pm • 9 May 2012 • 2 notes